Waaaay back in the 80’s, Domino’s Pizza warned America about the Noid, perhaps the greatest pizza-related terrorist ever. The Noid was a bunny-eared goblin who was single-handedly responsible for ruining all pizza in America… Except, of course, for Domino’s. Why not Domino’s? Well, because Domino’s delivered it’s pizza in a laser-proof box. Also, it seems that since Domino’s delivered more pizzas than anyone else, it meant that… Read more →
Category: Pizza News
Astronomers Hate Pizza
On Thursday resolutions were approved by the International Astronomical Union. These resolutions defined planets and downgraded Pluto to a dwarf planet hence forever destroying my favorite pizza related mnemonic, “My Very Educated Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pizzasâ€. This and other variations all including pizza have been taught for years to elementary school students to remember the order of the… Read more →
No-Thanks to Tom Hanks (DaVinci Code SPOILERS)
I saw the DaVinci Code last night. This movie got 0 out of a possible 5 slices, for lacking all pizza-related content and/or on-screen consumption. Hey, Tom Hanks- Guess what? I bet Jesus fucking loves pizza, man. So what the shit, homey? I bet when you were trapped on that desert island you’d have sucker-punched your mom for a slice… Read more →
Little Caesars Pizza Announces Plans for Growth
It’s 1986. You’re just a few years old, impressionable to the ways of the pizza. Dad comes home, something special in hand. The long cardboard contraption (twice as long as you, in fact) is covered by thin white paper and that quirky looking emperor guy printed on top. Pungently wonderful odor oozes forth – cheese, sauce, and garlic bread so… Read more →
I have a confession to make
Today, I called Phil a liar. Here is the conversation. [10:43] DaSpam: little caesers for lunch? [10:43] turkeekow: oooooooo yeah! [10:44] DaSpam: yum [10:46] turkeekow: are we? [10:47] DaSpam: yes [10:48] turkeekow: for serious? [10:48] turkeekow: we’re going to anoka? [10:49] turkeekow: we have a meeting at 1:30, don’t we? [10:54] DaSpam: yes [10:54] turkeekow: so are we actually going?… Read more →