Category: Press Releases

Pizza Club Website Adds Additional Security

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Pizza Club Website Adds Additional Security Brooklyn Park, Minnesota (January 13, 2013) – Pizza Club, a leading club about all things Pizza, has announced a security upgrade to its official website.  This upgrade is in response to recent Pizza threats (which need not be recounted here) and utilizes a state of the art StartCom Class 2 Primary Intermediate… Read more →

Terror Alert: ‘Fudgems’ the Walking Block of Shit.

Waaaay back in the 80’s, Domino’s Pizza warned America about the Noid, perhaps the greatest pizza-related terrorist ever. The Noid was a bunny-eared goblin who was single-handedly responsible for ruining all pizza in America… Except, of course, for Domino’s. Why not Domino’s? Well, because Domino’s delivered it’s pizza in a laser-proof box. Also, it seems that since Domino’s delivered more pizzas than anyone else, it meant that… Read more →

Pizza Club Press Release 1a

Founded in 2006 by Testiclese Hugh Johnson, Pizza Club is a privately-owned association charged with the development and advancement of pizza consumption and related technologies, such as drinking beer, and playing video games. Pizza Club has a Board of Executives, and that Board is made up of Members of Pizza Club. We here at Pizza Club must sadly say that… Read more →