Here you will be able to find out about the members of Pizza Club, with stats, like how many pieces were consumed at each location (not for competitive purposes).


Fun Facts!
Birthday: Some point during 1980
Sign: Leo
Bloodtype: Unknown
First memory of Pizza: Totino’s Frozen Pizza — a weekly ritual in the Testiclese Household.
Favorite Pizza Toppings: pepperoni and mushroom
Favorite Pizza Brand: Rocky Rococco’s (if only for the sacrifice made to eat it)
Bio: Starting from a young age, Pizza played an important role in Testiclese’s life. From the day he realized he could place an entire piece of Totino’s Frozen Pizza in his mouth, (June 11th, 1986), to the first time he realized the potency of combining pizza and beer (September 29th, 1998), pizza has been with him every step of the way. It followed him from his home, to the west coast, in the form of “The Gutbuster” in the mountains of Oregon. It followed him to the far east, into Japan, as a Tuna, Garlic, and Squid pizza. He consumes all pizza without fear, and to this day, there has not been a pizza made that can defeat him.

One of the more mysterious Members, Schulte is usually difficult to track down. When approached by the Club Historian, Schulte angrily stormed out of the room, uttering nonsensical phrases like, “It’s about the Pizza, not the people… the Pizza must remain at center stage, where is my rubber ducky?” Schulte has not been seen since.

Fun Facts!
Birthday: 02.22.79
Sign: Pisces
Bloodtype: O+ (the universal type — go me!)
First memory of Pizza: Totino’s Pizza Rolls in front of the TV.
Favorite Pizza Toppings: C.Bac Pine of course! I like it so much that I named my cat after it.
Favorite Pizza Brand: I haven’t met a pizza I don’t like. Most often I order Papa John’s, Davanni’s or home-made.
Bio: Being Italian, I think that pizza sauce runs in my veins. I enjoy all types of pizza with any variety of toppings. It doesn’t matter to me if it’s delivered, take-out, eat-in, home-made or frozen! I went to college in Chicago, the home of the deepdish Chicago style pizza, where I learned about the glory of Edwardo’s, Giordano’s, Uno and Due. Preferably, I enjoy a pizza with a rich tomato sauce on a crispy crust with just enough toppings and cheese to make it droop a little. Viva la Pizza!

Fun Facts!
Birthday: 10.23.81
Bloodtype: Tomato Sauce
First memory of Pizza: English Muffin Pizzas.
Favorite Pizza Toppings: Pepperoni, Black Olives, Stuff.
Favorite Pizza Brand: Picking a favorite would be unfair to pizza.
Bio: English muffin pizzas played a big part of my childhood. They taught me that pizza can be enjoyed in any size at any time. Pulling out the baking sheet, slicing the english muffins, squirting out the sauce from the squeezable container, laying down the slices of pepperoni and topping with cheese… Ohhhh man I better stop now. That almost qualifies as Pizzerotica. More later.
Juicetice — coming soon!
Kristi — coming soon!

Fun Facts!
Birthday: June of ’82
Sign: Gemini
Bloodtype: Red (or blue)
First memory of Pizza: Begging my parents to get Little Caesar’s Pizza.
Favorite Pizza Toppings: pepperoni and green olive (although mushrooms are pretty decent).
Favorite Pizza Brand: Little Caesar’s
Favorite Pizza Memory: Driving to Anoka to get Little Caesar’s (one of the few remaining) for a friend’s college graduation present.

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