Well we did it. We went in, got a bunch of boxes, and got out. We traveled through cake eater territory, and made it out alive. What follows are the experiences that followed. It seemed like there were nine boxes, all stacked up, filling the front passenger seat. I squirmed in underneath, and held my breath. The windows fogged up… Read more →
Month: November 2006
Once again we find ourselves on the other side of a Pizza Club meeting, and this one did not let us down at all. This month, we set our sights on Dulono’s, a pizza joint in uptown, right off of Lyn-Lake. The numbers were good, it felt like people actually wanted to eat Pizza. There were copius amounts of beer… Read more →
Where Were You, When We Were Eating Pizza?
How many special people came? How many slices did we maim? Where were you, when we were eating pizza? Slowly cooking in the fire Faster than a Ford Aspire Where were you, when we were eating pizza? Someday you will find me Caught beneath a landslide In a sausage supernova, in the sky. The date is set, Saturday the 18th. … Read more →
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?
Due to the fact that I was in the hospital with a little bit of a coma for the past few weeks, I have been unable to write about the previous, or plan the next Pizza Club adventure. I see you have taken it upon yourselves to criticize me for my limited availability, but such is your impish ways. Time… Read more →
Fuck Ina Garten and Fuck You, Too!
Just because you’re all jealous that I love Rachael and hate you guys doesn’t mean you should disrespect her. You guys are childish. Grow up. And no, this post isn’t childish. Read more →