Not even Jesus can stop Pizza Club.

So here we are, in the month of December, when Christmas music is unavoidable, and the anticipation of getting really terrible video games from your parents is palatable.  For the record, it tastes like Corn-nuts and sneeze.  The point is, we’re going to have Pizza Club, we’re going to eat Pizza, and I’ll be damned if I’m not going to have fun.  I challenge everyone to bring their best Jesus beard, to the PCHQ, Saturday December 13th, at 5:30PM.  Please be reminded that this is an exclusive event, and you need to sign up here, otherwise I am totally kicking some suckers out this time!  Tick tick BOOM!  Make your voice heard– I’ve got a place in mind, and if everything works out, someone may eat enough Pizza to die.

  9 comments for “Not even Jesus can stop Pizza Club.

  1. Tia
    December 1, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    how the f am I supposed to grow a beard?

  2. Scott!
    December 1, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    We shall be there.

  3. Philtheo
    December 1, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Semi-bearded Phil will be there.

    I probably won’t eat enough Pizza to die, but I will probably drink enough to kill some bitches.

  4. Adro
    December 1, 2008 at 4:43 pm


  5. erica
    December 1, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    i’m so not growing a beard and/or dying. kthx. but i will be there and eat pizza.

  6. Alicia
    December 1, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    like i have other plans…. i will make sure not to shave… damn i let my secret out.

  7. Matty
    December 1, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    Beard? Probably not. Eating pizza? Definitely yes.

  8. December 2, 2008 at 10:21 am

    I’m down. I will try to make it by 5:30, band practice be damned!

  9. Nater
    December 3, 2008 at 11:26 am

    I better stop shaving now so I have a 5 o’clock shadow by next weekend.

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