From my cold, tomato sauce smeared hands…

There are well organized and well funded groups in this world that have no love for the pizza. They are the pizza haters. They have at their disposal very subtle but potentially very effective means to carry out their goal of completely banning civilian possession of pizza, worldwide. They disguise their ignorant fear and hate of pizza in the name of “protecting the children from obesity” and “saving milk cows from a life of servitude” but we all see past their astroturf propaganda and will do whatever it takes to ensure that the god given right for law abiding citizens to safely and responsibly consume and enjoy pizza is available for generations to come.

One such group (Qwest Communications) has made a feeble attempt to take down this very pizza rights website. They thought that by accidentlly dropping the Pizza Club DSL line that our messages of truth would be silenced. Little did they anticipate our resolve and dedication. The Pizza Club site was down for a while, but in the end our cause will be victorious.

Godspeed!

  3 comments for “From my cold, tomato sauce smeared hands…

  1. August 1, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    Here here! Three cheers for the keeper of Pizza Club Website and his unending quest to getting The Word about Pizza out to The People.

  2. August 1, 2006 at 1:10 pm

    We need to rid the streets of salty pizzas. Congress needs to pass a salty pizza ban. Effectively banning all pizzas made after 12:30pm. This will surely stop the senseless obesity that is plaguing out streets.

    There also needs to be a seven hour waiting period before ordering a pizza to make sure the person ordering is really hungry.

  3. August 3, 2006 at 8:27 am

    I would just like to say that I neither safely nor responsibly enjoy pizza. I enjoy pizza in the most unsafe and irresponsible way possible. I’ve fathered 2 babies and been infected with 5 STDs while enjoying pizza, and that’s the way I like it.

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