I Do This Because I Love It

Dear Pizza Club,

I reach out to you in my time of need.  The end of the month is nearing, and I have yet to see all of your smiling drunk, Pizza filled faces.  This needs to change.  Let us congress hither to the Pizza Club HeadQuarters, and ingest most delicious Pizza.  Please have your assistants write back quickly, and let me know if thou canst make it.

With My Fondest Regards,


(Event is this Saturday, the 27th, at 5:30pm)

  11 comments for “I Do This Because I Love It

  1. V
    June 25, 2009 at 9:46 am

    No excuse is good enough to miss but alas I will be at a Footy tournament in Milwaukee this weekend. I promise to eat pizza on behalf of the club. On my honor so help me pizza god. Love- v

  2. Carley
    June 25, 2009 at 9:54 am

    I will be there with Strongbow.
    On a SPAM note…
    I recently recieved an email with the subject line: “Look here or get AIDS”

    I’m pretty sure that’s the best subject line ever.

  3. June 25, 2009 at 10:19 am

    I believe Christy and I could make an appearance. Where is our destination, Captain of the Pizza Boat?

  4. June 25, 2009 at 10:23 am

    Carley– so? did you look? or did you get aids? Note: answering this question will not at all affect our chances of making out.

  5. nater
    June 25, 2009 at 10:33 am


  6. Carley
    June 25, 2009 at 11:37 am

    Of course!!! I didn’t want to get AIDS!!!!

  7. Julie
    June 25, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Sorry we won’t be able to make it – family vacation. But, we will partake in some classic pizza from Sven and Ole’s in honor of the club. http://svenandoles.com/

  8. Tia
    June 25, 2009 at 6:27 pm


  9. Mindy
    June 26, 2009 at 9:36 am

    No go for us, we’ll be in WI this weekend… boo!

  10. The Philtheo
    June 26, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    I WILL BE THERE TO EAT PIZZA AND DRINK ALCOHOL. Please do not disturb me while I am doing so.

    P.S. I got the same email as Carley.

    P.P.S. I got AIDS.

  11. Matty
    June 27, 2009 at 1:00 am

    I’m there.

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