Dear Pizza Club,
I reach out to you in my time of need. Â The end of the month is nearing, and I have yet to see all of your smiling drunk, Pizza filled faces. Â This needs to change. Â Let us congress hither to the Pizza Club HeadQuarters, and ingest most delicious Pizza. Â Please have your assistants write back quickly, and let me know if thou canst make it.
With My Fondest Regards,
(Event is this Saturday, the 27th, at 5:30pm)