Dear Pizza Club,
I reach out to you in my time of need. The end of the month is nearing, and I have yet to see all of your smiling drunk, Pizza filled faces. This needs to change. Let us congress hither to the Pizza Club HeadQuarters, and ingest most delicious Pizza. Please have your assistants write back quickly, and let me know if thou canst make it.
With My Fondest Regards,
(Event is this Saturday, the 27th, at 5:30pm)