Voter Fraud

There’s something I would like to bring to the attention of Pizza Club members. This is a very serious subject that we all need to really think about. If you look back in the Poll Archive, you will see that the Total Votes for poll number two is 579. Last I checked, there are only six pizza clubbers. After putting two and two together… I realized those numbers don’t add up. I fear that “The COALITION for the RADICAL ALMIGHTY PIZZA (CRAP)” movement is responsible. This group is dangerous and will stop at nothing to promote their radical agenda. Be alert and keep your eyes and ears open for any suspicious behavior. Most importantly, if you notice anything out of the ordinary do not hesitate to dial 911! Our lives may depend on it.

  4 comments for “Voter Fraud

  1. April 6, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    I have reason to believe (on quite good authority) that it was in fact the soulless minions of orthodoxy.

    I can’t believe they found us here.

    We’ve got to leave, now.

  2. April 6, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    I have no idea what that means.

  3. April 6, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    I didn’t either, but the pizza told me.

    Rough times are ahead.

    We must look to the Pizza for courage and strength.

  4. April 6, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    Don’t forget fulfillment .

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