Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Listen up bitches, I bring news of an upcoming Pizza Club event of the utmost importance! You may need to clear your schedules for this one, as it’s coming up quite quickly. This Friday in fact, Pizza Club will meet! At the new and updated PCHQ, is where you’ll need to be for this one. We’re traveling nearby, Ginelli’s Pizza. Another neighborhood joint, and we’ve had nothing but good luck with that. I can’t guarantee free ice cream, but unless the place is run by a bunch of big fat liars, I can guarantee Pizza. Come over A.S.A.P. after work, and we’ll head out when everyone arrives. I estimate leaving the HQ around 6:30pm – 7:00pm. If you can’t make it there before then, let me know and I’ll get you directions to Ginelli’s. Also, let me know if you’re NOT going to make it. I assume as Pizza Club members you wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.

  19 comments for “Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

  1. erica
    August 21, 2006 at 8:50 pm

    I’m in for shizzle. And I have a coupon!

  2. Scott!
    August 21, 2006 at 10:05 pm

    Two more for the party sir!

  3. Philtheo
    August 22, 2006 at 7:35 am

    Just little ol’ lonely me will be there. I don’t have a date or a coupon…or pants. I was going to make a joke about only having my rapist wit, but my friend told me a story about her friend and completely ruined the joke for me — forever.

    Anyways, I may have to depart early to let someone’s dog out, but we’ll see if I can’t put a stop to that noise.

  4. Adro
    August 22, 2006 at 10:04 am

    I will be at the vikings game but may stop by after to teach you fools how to play video games.

  5. Scott!
    August 22, 2006 at 1:49 pm

    “My name is Adro. I’m a bitch.” That’s all that I read.

  6. August 22, 2006 at 2:51 pm

    “My name is Adro. I’m a bitch.” That’s all that I read.

    Now that’s funny!

  7. Christopher Schulte
    August 22, 2006 at 3:51 pm

    I am either:

    a) out of town
    b) going to a bachelor party
    c) doing something totally different
    d) going to pizza club
    e) washing my hair
    d) staying home

    …so we will see!

    PS: Hey Derek!

  8. Scott!
    August 22, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    f) for flunked the hell out of pizza club due to attendance problems.

  9. Christopher Schulte
    August 22, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    You’re 2 4 2 today, Scott! Hilarious! Keep ’em coming, please!

    Wait, did he just insult me?

  10. August 23, 2006 at 8:18 am

    I wish I could join in the fun. You guys ever come out to Boston I’ll take you to a nice pie place. My treat. :^)

  11. Erica
    August 23, 2006 at 8:43 am

    Derek:

    We’re in.

    Schulte:

    If you fail to attend yet anothe pizza club, your membership MAY be sold to the highest bidder!

    Phil:

    Werd.

    Scooter:

    DoubleWord.

  12. Philtheo
    August 23, 2006 at 12:16 pm

    I asked Scooter if you meant werd about me being pantsless, and he said, “Hopefully.” I think we need to talk to Julie about this.

    I will still be pantsless, however.

    Or was the werd for me being dateless, because if so, that’s just harsh considering what I’m going through.

    But I’ll still be pantsless.

  13. Scott!
    August 23, 2006 at 12:21 pm

    Maybe if you didn’t go pantless all the time you would give somebody a chance to like you, and see you for who you really are instead of just noticing your ummmm… “limitations”.

  14. Philtheo
    August 23, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    That’s why I go pantsless, so people are distracted from my limitations, like my speech impediment and my bad hair. Besides, if I didn’t go pantsless, no one would have a reason to like me. Also, it would be like if I didn’t wear my hat — I’d feel naked.

  15. August 23, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    Quit fishing for compliments you mongrel.

  16. Julie
    August 23, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    Alright, Scott’s aparent infatuation with Phil’s pantless state has prompted me to post. I suppose I can accept this as long as the pizza is really really good.

  17. Philtheo
    August 24, 2006 at 6:33 am

    That’s not all that’s really really good…

    …the friendships made are amazing!

    So is my pantslessness.

  18. August 24, 2006 at 8:48 am

    And you wonder why your own family has a restraining order against you phil.

  19. Erica
    August 25, 2006 at 1:43 pm

    Wow. All this pantless talk is making me hot and bothered. And hungry. Good thing pizza club is tonite!

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