10 comments for “Fuck Ina Garten and Fuck You, Too!

  1. Scott
    November 9, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    Boooohoooooo. Come over to my desk so I can give you a tissue, cry baby.

  2. November 9, 2006 at 4:49 pm

    I hope you cleaned the spooge off that picture before you uploaded it.

  3. erica
    November 9, 2006 at 9:50 pm

    i think you missed a spot.

  4. Adro
    November 10, 2006 at 10:03 am

    I’d hit it.

  5. Randi
    November 10, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    OK, I’m sad because the Ace of Cakes isn’t up there (Duff Goldman), neither in Emeril Lagasse. (Sniff, Sniff). I had to google these peops to see who they were. Nigella Lawson has huge boobs, btw.

  6. Philtheo
    November 13, 2006 at 7:18 am

    Screw Nigella, Giada, and Emeril’s magnificently large breasts, I’m not impressed. Okay, I am, but I’m not a breast man. I never have and never will be. I want a woman who can carry a lot of shit from one side of the kitchen to the other in one trip.

  7. Philtheo
    November 13, 2006 at 9:47 am

    I forgot to mention that Rachael Ray teamed up with Mario Batali to do battle against your precious Giada De Laurentiis and Bobby Flay. It was a grueling battle, but in the end the judges voted Mario the best chef and Rachael the most beautiful cook of all time. No lie.

  8. November 13, 2006 at 10:29 am

    I wanted to have a females only edition of the poll, i’ll make one for the men in a week or so. Also, I believe that Phil’s apparent love for Rachel is only a mask for his latent homosexuality.

  9. Philtheo
    November 13, 2006 at 10:54 am

    I think you mean “blatant”.

  10. Scott
    November 13, 2006 at 10:56 am

    I saw the same Iron Chef last night Phil and I must say that had the show been Hot or Not, Lorenzo Lamas would have have declared Giada the victor instead of your precious Rachel Ray. (After he shined a laser in her eyes and ridiculed her terrible laugh)

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