Not that you share birthdays with the special person below, but I know how much you love LazyTown and apparently she’s 18 now. Read more →
Happy Birthday, Big Boy
Pizza: As Good as Booty?
On Friday, I happened to talk to TJ and Erica because Erica decided to be extremely immature about seeing Marian Gaborik, and the three of us decided to have an impromptu get-together out of mutual boredom and loneliness. Even more spontaneously we decided to get pizza, since none of us had dinner and we all needed some (pizza) action. It… Read more →
Fuck Ina Garten and Fuck You, Too!
Just because you’re all jealous that I love Rachael and hate you guys doesn’t mean you should disrespect her. You guys are childish. Grow up. And no, this post isn’t childish. Read more →
Happy Birthday, dickhead.
You’re one year older, one year wiser, Rock ‘n’ roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser, A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake, Every present is for you, and it feels pretty great, You’re the man of the hour, the VIP, You get the first slice, of the PIE, But first blow out the candles, and make… Read more →