Pizza: As Good as Booty?

On Friday, I happened to talk to TJ and Erica because Erica decided to be extremely immature about seeing Marian Gaborik, and the three of us decided to have an impromptu get-together out of mutual boredom and loneliness. Even more spontaneously we decided to get pizza, since none of us had dinner and we all needed some (pizza) action. It was perfect. No plans, no time or emotional commitments, just a quick hit of pizza to satisfy our urges. This led me to think about other ways people quell various needs, and I realized what we had done. It was a “Pizza Call”, very similar to a Booty Call, but with less skin. Next we will invent the “Pizza & Booty Call” to combine the best of both worlds.

  2 comments for “Pizza: As Good as Booty?

  1. December 6, 2006 at 10:15 am

    ah… but good pizza is always better than bad booty… and any booty is always better than bad pizza.

  2. Erica
    December 6, 2006 at 4:47 pm

    Hear Hear Peter! I agree.

    But yes, I think the only way a “pizza call” could be any better is with booty. Hot, tomato-y booty. Slide around …. chese in places you can’t imagine.

    AHHEM. I mean. Yes. I will use that term.

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