On Thursday resolutions were approved by the International Astronomical Union. These resolutions defined planets and downgraded Pluto to a dwarf planet hence forever destroying my favorite pizza related mnemonic, â€œMy Very Educated Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pizzasâ€. This and other variations all including pizza have been taught for years to elementary school students to remember the order of the planets in the solar system. Without Pizza what kind of a universe do we live in?! The only logical conclusion I can come to is, Astronomers Hate Pizza.