We’re getting our acts together for the TC5K where some brave pizza-fans will be running (walking, crawling, stumbling) the 5k. If you haven’t signed up yet. Please take this chance to participate in the first non-pizza, pro-exercise, pizza-club activity! On to the important topic of team uniform — we’re going to be purchasing sweatbands. Please check out this link to… Read more →
Category: Pizza Opinion
Ivory and Ivory
There comes a time in every man’s life when they have to swallow their pride, place himself prostrate before a council of rage — now is that time for me. The outward face of Pizza Club is as it should be; joyous and welcoming. There however, darker things at work, meetings behind closed doors, smoke machines, and long standing feuds… Read more →
Pizza + November = TJ is a slacker
We need to eat pizza this month. While we all wait for our supposedly fearless leader, I decided to post a suggestion. What do you blokes think? http://www.broders.com/cucina-italiana/index.html They have a fancy pants Italian joint across the street that is delish and it is only fair that we give their pizza a chance. Oh, and fuck those lame ass cone… Read more →
Terror Alert: ‘Fudgems’ the Walking Block of Shit.
Waaaay back in the 80’s, Domino’s Pizza warned America about the Noid, perhaps the greatest pizza-related terrorist ever. The Noid was a bunny-eared goblin who was single-handedly responsible for ruining all pizza in America… Except, of course, for Domino’s. Why not Domino’s? Well, because Domino’s delivered it’s pizza in a laser-proof box. Also, it seems that since Domino’s delivered more pizzas than anyone else, it meant that… Read more →
Astronomers Hate Pizza
On Thursday resolutions were approved by the International Astronomical Union. These resolutions defined planets and downgraded Pluto to a dwarf planet hence forever destroying my favorite pizza related mnemonic, “My Very Educated Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pizzasâ€. This and other variations all including pizza have been taught for years to elementary school students to remember the order of the… Read more →