Category: Pizza Opinion

Pizza Run!

We’re getting our acts together for the TC5K where some brave pizza-fans will be running (walking, crawling, stumbling) the 5k. If you haven’t signed up yet. Please take this chance to participate in the first non-pizza, pro-exercise, pizza-club activity! On to the important topic of team uniform — we’re going to be purchasing sweatbands. Please check out this link to… Read more →

Ivory and Ivory

There comes a time in every man’s life when they have to swallow their pride, place himself prostrate before a council of rage — now is that time for me.  The outward face of Pizza Club is as it should be; joyous and welcoming.  There however, darker things at work, meetings behind closed doors, smoke machines, and long standing feuds… Read more →

Pizza + November = TJ is a slacker

We need to eat pizza this month. While we all wait for our supposedly fearless leader, I decided to post a suggestion. What do you blokes think? They have a fancy pants Italian joint across the street that is delish and it is only fair that we give their pizza a chance. Oh, and fuck those lame ass cone… Read more →

Terror Alert: ‘Fudgems’ the Walking Block of Shit.

Waaaay back in the 80’s, Domino’s Pizza warned America about the Noid, perhaps the greatest pizza-related terrorist ever. The Noid was a bunny-eared goblin who was single-handedly responsible for ruining all pizza in America… Except, of course, for Domino’s. Why not Domino’s? Well, because Domino’s delivered it’s pizza in a laser-proof box. Also, it seems that since Domino’s delivered more pizzas than anyone else, it meant that… Read more →

Astronomers Hate Pizza

On Thursday resolutions were approved by the International Astronomical Union. These resolutions defined planets and downgraded Pluto to a dwarf planet hence forever destroying my favorite pizza related mnemonic, “My Very Educated Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pizzas”. This and other variations all including pizza have been taught for years to elementary school students to remember the order of the… Read more →