So I was driving around the around day, thinking about Pizza, and I saw a bumper sticker that said something along the lines of, “Abortion is Murder.” I have no history with babies, or killing them, at least not that has been proven in a court of law. In any event, anytime I see something that I don’t understand at… Read more →
Category: Pizza Opinion
No-Thanks to Tom Hanks (DaVinci Code SPOILERS)
I saw the DaVinci Code last night. This movie got 0 out of a possible 5 slices, for lacking all pizza-related content and/or on-screen consumption. Hey, Tom Hanks- Guess what? I bet Jesus fucking loves pizza, man. So what the shit, homey? I bet when you were trapped on that desert island you’d have sucker-punched your mom for a slice… Read more →
Keep your chunks out of my sauce YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE
There are some things in life that are just plain terrible: Nazis, crying babies on airplanes, snakes on airplanes and condomeeza rice, just to name a few. Now picture a flying, snake-wielding jew-gassing cunnileeza and you’ve almost achieved a level of terrible on par with chunky pizza sauce. There is nothing worse than desicrating a fresh, piping-hot pizza with old,… Read more →