Category: Pizza Opinion

Keep your chunks out of my sauce YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE

There are some things in life that are just plain terrible: Nazis, crying babies on airplanes, snakes on airplanes and condomeeza rice, just to name a few. Now picture a flying, snake-wielding jew-gassing cunnileeza and you’ve almost achieved a level of terrible on par with chunky pizza sauce. There is nothing worse than desicrating a fresh, piping-hot pizza with old,… Read more →