Author: Juicetice

Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, Chinese dude gotta turn into a tiger at midnight.

Truer words were never spoken at pizza club. Life is routine. We plod through it at an even pace, living weekend to weekend, saving here and scratching there to make ends meet. We watch our shows, play our sports, and look at internet porn. At the same time, crazy big important life changes occur all around us, and sometimes to… Read more →


I have heard a lot of talk regarding this bourgeois “Chicago” trip for August pizza club. First off, I’m not convinced “Chicago” even exists, and secondly, the trip isnt until September. Therefore, I am proposing a true August PC meeting on the 25th. If regular PCHQ is unavailable to us that night, then alternative arrangements will be made. Who is with… Read more →

Terror Alert: ‘Fudgems’ the Walking Block of Shit.

Waaaay back in the 80’s, Domino’s Pizza warned America about the Noid, perhaps the greatest pizza-related terrorist ever. The Noid was a bunny-eared goblin who was single-handedly responsible for ruining all pizza in America… Except, of course, for Domino’s. Why not Domino’s? Well, because Domino’s delivered it’s pizza in a laser-proof box. Also, it seems that since Domino’s delivered more pizzas than anyone else, it meant that… Read more →

O Captain, My Captain!

Hello there. This is not TJ. He is on “vacation.” I, for one, have always thought it necessary to do “work” before indulging oneself in vacation, but evidently our fine Pizza Club Captain feels that sitting around on the internet all day is a tiring chore. Furthermore, due undoubtedly to his x-treme physical and mental exhaustion, he failed to plant… Read more →